A Few More Entries from "The Infinitely Quotable Youngster"

The boy, on helping clean up the Nativity scene: "Mom, I put baby Jesus in his place."

The girl walks into the front room, wearing a cowboy hat.
Mom: "Where's your horse?"
Girl: "I'm just pretending."

Dad, in the car, asking about the seat belt that is NEVER ready to go when we are:
"Are you in like Flynn?"
Girl: "I'm buckled like fuckle!"