Sometimes I write down what the girl says on little slips of paper, then promptly lose them. It's one of my "systems" that drives my wife crazy (replace "systems" with "annoying little habits" in the last sentence). I don't remember how long ago this last one was, but I came across it this past week:
Me: "If you burned all your hair off [I don't remember why we were talking about this], you'd look like me!"
The girl: "No, I'd look like a zombie!"
Me: "What does a zombie look like?"
The girl: "I don't know. Next time I burn off all my hair, I'll look and see if I look like a zombie."
Every night, we fight over food. In fact, it took her two hours one night last week just to try the food. After this happens, she usually finds she likes the food, then will finish it.
The girl: "I'm not interested in chicken--I'm more interested in lasagna or mac 'n' cheese."
She cracks me up.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I didn't comment earlier because your title was a lot like your last title so I didn't realize you'd posted something new.