Sunday, April 10, 2011

What's that smell?

Me (after smelling something suspiciously gassy): "Whew! Who tooted?"

The Boy (totally straight-faced, and probably without any malice): "Maybe it's just your breath."

Friday, April 1, 2011

Kids' conversation.

Girl: "Boy, do you like 'Pride and Prejudice'?"

Boy: "No, it's for girls."

Girl: "Who's your favorite person? I like Elizabeth Bennett. Do you like Mr. Darcy? He's a boy. Boys like boys."

Boy: "No, it's for girls."

Apparently we've had Pride and Prejudice on frequently enough for the girl (5 years old) to fall in love with the story already, but not long enough for the boy (7 years) to identify with Mr. Darcy just yet.